NATIONAL SMART SEPTIC WEEK - Ode to a Septic Business

Bless your heart, you've stuck with me all week reading about septic systems and liquid waste hauling.  You should be commended (or have your head examined...but let's stick with commended).  I will end this week of posts with a short little poem...my Ode to our Septic Business!  Enjoy!



 ODE to the SEPTIC BUSINESS
It’s that busy time of year when the country people start to call
Wanting us to pump their tank – their liquid waste to haul
We are happy to come and pump, and pump it yes we will
But septic-tank-pumping--liquid-waste-hauling isn’t our only skill

We offer maintenance programs to keep your system in check
We don’t want your laterals to ever be an icky, nasty wreck
We will install a riser lid and a tube up to the surface
Now you can mark your tank and have a way for us to come and service
We also pump out grease traps - if you own a restaurant or a diner
We install lagoons, for you to use, complete with septic tank and liner
Septic systems – we install those too, in case your mind was wondering
But Mother Nature can give us fits when she sends gray rainy clouds a thundering
We can conduct percolation tests to check your soil’s absorption
But please note now, it must be dry or the data will show distortion
Selling your place or moving away? We can do property transfer inspections
We’ll come and look and let you know if you need any septic-code-corrections

So check us out-  try our website if you have more inquiries or questions
Give us a call, we’d love to help and possibly offer up suggestions

Who knew you could learn so much from just an interesting word collection?
Gotta love a little septic poem detailing our business service selection

Please check out our website at www.southwickliquidwaste.com or follow us on Facebook at Southwick Liquid Waste.


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  1. DiwakarSeptember 5, 2018 at 10:18 AM

    Hello sister Jaime Kubik. I am a Pastor from Mumbai, India. I am glad to stop by your profile on the blogger and the blog post. It was good to go through your blog post on ODE To The Septic Business. I am also blessed and feel privileged and honoured to get connected with you as well as know you and about your husband's business and your interest in loving the Lord Jesus Christ and the Word of God. I love getting connected with the people of God around the globe to be encouraged, strengthened and praying for one another. I have been in the Pastoral ministry for last 39 yrs in this great city of Mumbai a city with a great contrast where richest of rich and the poorest of poor live. We reach out to the poorest of poor with the love of Christ to bring healing to the brokenhearted. We also encourage young and the adults from the west to come to Mumbai to work with us during their vacation time. We would love to have you come to Mumbai to work with us during their vacation time. We would love to have your young children in their late teens and above to come to MUMBAI WITH their friends to work with us during their vacation time. I am sure they will have a life changing experience. My email id is: dhwankhede(at)gmail(dot)com and my name is Diwakar Wankhede. Looking forward to hear from you very soon. God's richest blessings on you, your family and friends.

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